SAMMY’S SHARK WEEK FROM HELL: A BLOODY, BOOZE-SOAKED GUIDE TO VIZIO’S JAWS-FEST
“Forget sunscreen—this summer’s hottest accessory is a severed limb. VIZIO’s chumming the waters with enough shark schlock to make Spielberg puke glitter. Grab your whiskey & let’s dive in.” 🌪️ SHARKNADO DOUBLE FEATURE: CAMP WITH … Read This Story