Takeout (2025) Tubi Original Review
The stench of stale coffee and crushed hope. That’s the real star of this flick. You’ve got three pathetic morons trapped in a shitty diner at 2 AM, and instead of just doing their fucking … Read This Story
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Takeout (2025) Tubi Original Review
The stench of stale coffee and crushed hope. That’s the real star of this flick. You’ve got three pathetic morons trapped in a shitty diner at 2 AM, and instead of just doing their fucking … Read This Story
The Man in the White Van Knows Where You Live—But Doesn’t Rush to Get There
You know the story.The slow-moving van. No windows. Just pure menace on four wheels. The Man in the White Van takes one of the oldest suburban legends—the kind most people outgrow—and stretches it into a tense, … Read This Story
RSVP to Madness: Borderline Is One Hell of a Wedding Invitation
Love can make a person do crazy things. But what if that person was already fitted for a straitjacket instead of a tux? In the new horror-comedy Borderline, starring Samara Weaving, we see what happens when someone will literally … Read This Story
He’s Not a Cop. He’s a Bad Man
Some justice comes with a badge. Some comes with a body count. In Bad Man, justice doesn’t wear a uniform. It lies. It cheats. It does what it has to do to get the job … Read This Story
The Lizzie Borden Game Takes Its Forty Whacks
Lizzie Borden took an axe, gave her mother forty whacks… Yeah, we’ve heard it. So has everyone else. That rhyme’s been beaten to death in ghost stories, slasher setups, and enough low-budget horror movies to … Read This Story
M3GAN 2.0: The Only Thing She Kills Is the Franchise
Back when M3GAN first dropped, I said this franchise wouldn’t survive the test of time or the praise it accidentally earned. Sure, it had TikTok dances, a marketable villain, and just enough PG-13 horror to … Read This Story
Frankie Freako Is So Bad You’ll Watch the Whole Thing Just to Be Sure
Frankie Freako is what happens when Gremlins and The Garbage Pail Kids Movie get blackout drunk in a Tim Hortons parking lot and film whatever happens next. It’s ridiculous. It’s disgusting, covered in glue, and it just may be one … Read This Story
Inferno (1980): Dario Argento’s Fever-Dream Sequel to Suspiria – A Gorgeous, Gloriously Incoherent Descent into Madness
Loyal disciples of the crimson-lit altar of Italian horror, gather ‘round—tonight, we’re dissecting Dario Argento’s Inferno (1980), the middle child of his Three Mothers trilogy, sandwiched between the operatic terror of Suspiria (1977) and the much-maligned Mother of Tears (2007). Is it a masterpiece? … Read This Story
Humanoids from the Deep (1980): A Sleazy, Gory, Fish-Faced Fever Dream That Could Only Exist in the ’80s
Grab your fishing nets, your shotgun, and maybe a flamethrower, because we’re diving into the blood-soaked depths of Humanoids from the Deep (1980)—a film so gloriously unhinged, so shamelessly exploitative, that it makes Jaws look like Finding Nemo. Directed by … Read This Story
DELUSION (1981): A PSYCHOLOGICAL NIGHTMARE THAT WILL MAKE YOUR MIND UNRAVEL IN 100 SECONDS
🔥 THIS MOVIE IS A FOGGY NIGHTMARE WITH A CHAINSAW AND A GRUDGE If you think The Shining is scary, you haven’t seen the real lunatic. Delusion (1981) is a masterpiece of psychological horror that’s … Read This Story
HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF THE PARK (1980): THE MOST BRUTAL, SLEAZY, AND UNCOMPROMISING ITALIAN EXPLOITATION FILM EVER MADE
By Sammy – HorrorFacts.com’s resident grindhouse historian, whiskey-drenched degenerate, and proud owner of a VHS copy that still smells like 1980s sweat and bad decisions 🎬 INTRO: WHEN LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT WENT ITALIAN … Read This Story
HELL OF THE LIVING DEAD (1980): A BLOOD-SOAKED NIGHTMARE THAT EATS YOUR SOUL AND SPITS IT BACK IN YOUR FACE
By Sammy – HorrorFacts.com’s resident nightcrawler and current defendant in a murder trial (I swear the reanimated corpse did it). 🔥 INTRO: THIS MOVIE IS A CEMETERY GHOUL WITH A GUN (AND A GRUDGE) 🔥 … Read This Story
HE KNOWS YOU’RE ALONE (1980): A HAUNTED OXYGEN OF SINISTER SUPERSTITIONS AND BIZARRE BLURRING
By Sammy, your troubadour of the macabre from HorrorFACTS and the Three-Stabbed-Bar ───────────────────────────────────────────── 🌫 INTRODUCTION: WHEN THE WAVES OF MADNESS COLLAPSE ON A BEACH OF NIGHTMARES Alright, you midnight marauders and lovers of psychological pandemonium, … Read This Story
THE HEARSE (1980): A CEMETERY OF SINS IN A FORD F-150, AND WHY IT’S THE MOST BLOOD-SOAKED, WACKY B-MOVIE YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BUT SHOULD HAVE
By Sammy – HorrorFacts.com’s resident nightcrawler, frontwomen for Knife in the Dark, and current defendant in a murder trial (I swear the hearse did it). 🔥 INTRO: THIS MOVIE IS A CEMETERY GHOUL WITH A … Read This Story
HAMMER HOUSE OF HORROR (1980): BRITAIN’S MOST ELEGANTLY TWISTED NIGHTMARE FUEL
By Sammy – HorrorFacts.com’s resident Hammer historian, whiskey-soaked gothic romantic, and proud owner of a cursed VHS copy of The House That Bled to Death 🎬 INTRO: WHEN HAMMER WENT FULL PSYCHO (AND ITV LET … Read This Story
The Ghost Dance (1982): A Forgotten Slasher with a Supernatural Twist – Digging Up a Bloody, Unearthed Gem
Listen up, you dusty horror archaeologists and lovers of obscure, supernatural slashers! Tonight, we’re unearthing The Ghost Dance (1982), a film that’s been buried in VHS obscurity for decades—until Vinegar Syndrome finally gave it the … Read This Story
Funeral Home (1980): A Cozy, Creepy Canadian Psycho Homage That’ll Make You Side-Eye Grandma
Alright, you macabre-minded mortuary enthusiasts and lovers of slow-burn Canadian horror, gather ‘round the flickering porch light. Tonight, we’re checking into Funeral Home (1980)—aka Cries in the Night—a film that’s less “chainsaw massacre” and more “grandma’s got … Read This Story
THE FOG (1980): John Carpenter’s Coastal Nightmare – A Masterclass in Chills You Can Feel
Alright, you salty dogs and mist-drenched horror hounds! Stow the sarcasm, shelve the snark cannons, and pour one out for the cheap ale – because today we’re talking PERFECTION. Forget the rancid schlock we usually dissect; … Read This Story
FIEND (1980): A CINEMATIC STIFF THAT DESERVES ITS OWN GRAVE
By Sammy – HorrorFacts.com’s resident trash compactor, whiskey necromancer, and survivor of this 87-minute lobotomy 💀 PLOT? MORE LIKE A FART IN A WINDTUNNEL:Some crusty corpse named Mr. Longfellow (Don Leifert) gets zapped by a … Read This Story
FADE TO BLACK (1980): THE ULTIMATE CINEPHILE SLASHER—AND DENNIS CHRISTOPHER’S PSYCHOTIC MASTERCLASS
By Sammy – HorrorFacts.com’s unhinged film geek, whiskey anarchist, and proud owner of a cursed 35mm print of Freaks 🎬 INTRO: WHEN MOVIE OBSESSION TURNS TO MURDER (AND WE CHEER)Listen up, you celluloid-sniffing degenerates—Fade to Black isn’t … Read This Story
