Editorials

By Sammy, Knife in the Dark’s resident mad scholar of rock and terror 🎸 INTRODUCTION: WHEN THE RIFFS START BLEEDING Let’s get one thing straight—classic rock albums are horror movies. They’ve got the creeping dread, the psychological … Read This Story

⛓️ THE NIGHT THEY TRIED TO SILENCE THE STORM (AND FAILED MISERABLY) ⛓️ By Sammy, Unapologetic Siren of Knife in the Dark and Lifetime Ban Recipient 🎤 LOOK, WE ALL KNOW METAL AIN’T EXACTLY KNOWN … Read This Story

An Editorial by Sammy, Knife in the Dark’s resident drunkard and zombie apocalypse enthusiast “YOU’VE GOT RED ON YOU… AND IT’S PROBABLY WINE (A LOVE LETTER TO EDGAR WRIGHT’S ZOM-COM MASTERPIECE)” Alright, mates—grab your cricket … Read This Story

Alright, you pathetic normies 🐑, prepare to have your precious little worlds CRUSHED 💥. Sammy from Horror Facts is here to drag your bleeding ears through the most gloriously depraved and soul-scarring lyrical filth ever … Read This Story

By Sammy, Emotionally Unstable Frontwoman of Knife in the Dark (Currently Somewhere in the Frozen Wastelands of Newfoundland) 🚽 🎤 LET’S BE REAL, LIFE ON TOUR AIN’T ALL GLORY AND EXPLODING AMPS. Sometimes, between the … Read This Story

By Sammy, Knife in the Dark’s resident tour survivor and reluctant band therapist 🎸 INTRODUCTION: WELCOME TO HELL, BABY Let’s cut the bullshit—if you’re in a band long enough, you will fantasize about leaving your guitarist in … Read This Story

By Sammy, Unholy Vocal Chord of Knife in the Dark (Currently Plotting Our Next World Domination Tour from a Foggy St. John’s Basement) 🎤 ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, YOU GHOULS. The polite version of band breakups? … Read This Story

🔥 HOW TO SUMMON A DEMON USING A GUITAR FEEDBACK LOOP (STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE) 🔥By Sammy, Knife in the Dark’s Lead Screamer and Reluctant Occultist 🎸 INTRODUCTION: WHY BOTHER WITH A OUJIA BOARD WHEN YOU’VE GOT … Read This Story

Alright, you booze-soaked, riff-worshipping heathens! Sammy from Horror Facts is here to illuminate the sacred texts of rock ‘n’ roll excess – the bands whose legendary partying wasn’t just backstage gossip, it bled into the … Read This Story

“HERE’S JOHNNY… AND HERE’S WHY KUBRICK’S THE SHINING WILL HAUNT YOU LONGER THAN YOUR REGRETS” Let’s cut through the bullshit like an axe through a bathroom door—The Shining isn’t just a horror movie. It’s a … Read This Story

The 1970s – A Decade Snorting Its Way Through a Cocaine-Fueled Horror Movie 🔪❄️🩸 Alright, you nostalgia-blinded fools 📺, Sammy from Horror Facts is here to yank you kicking and screaming from your bell-bottomed fantasies … Read This Story

🔪 LOVE BITES: A SURVIVAL GUIDE TO DATING WHEN EVERY RED FLAG IS A BLOODY WARNING SIGN (FIRST DATE? CHAIN YOURSELVES TOGETHER, YOU LUNATICS) 🔪 By Sammy, Veteran of More Romantic Apocalypses Than There Are … Read This Story

By Sammy, Knife in the Dark’s resident lunatic and certified horror-comedy sommelier 🎃 INTRODUCTION: WHEN TERROR MEETS TEQUILA Let’s get one thing straight—horror-comedies are the only films that understand true chaos. They’re the drunk uncle … Read This Story

By Sammy, Knife in the Dark’s resident tour medic (certification: “I Watched All Seasons of ER”) 🚑 THE ESSENTIALS: YOUR TOUR FIRST AID KIT Forget Band-Aids and aspirin—here’s what you actually need in your tour van: “If … Read This Story

Chainsaw Riffs and Blast Beat Butchery🤘🔪🩸 Alright, you metalheads, you gorehounds, you beautiful, twisted souls 🖤. Sammy from Horror Facts is here to preach the gospel of sonic violence 🔊. You think metal’s just loud? … Read This Story

Alright, you pathetic mortals, huddle closer and let Sammy from Horror Facts drop some radioactive truth serum into your unsuspecting earholes 💉👂. You still think slashers are just about rusty blades 🔪 and those weak-ass, … Read This Story