The Man in the White Van Knows Where You Live—But Doesn’t Rush to Get There
You know the story.The slow-moving van. No windows. Just pure menace on four wheels. The Man in the White Van takes one of the oldest suburban legends—the kind most people outgrow—and stretches it into a tense, … Read This Story
RSVP to Madness: Borderline Is One Hell of a Wedding Invitation
Love can make a person do crazy things. But what if that person was already fitted for a straitjacket instead of a tux? In the new horror-comedy Borderline, starring Samara Weaving, we see what happens when someone will literally … Read This Story
He’s Not a Cop. He’s a Bad Man
Some justice comes with a badge. Some comes with a body count. In Bad Man, justice doesn’t wear a uniform. It lies. It cheats. It does what it has to do to get the job … Read This Story
The Lizzie Borden Game Takes Its Forty Whacks
Lizzie Borden took an axe, gave her mother forty whacks… Yeah, we’ve heard it. So has everyone else. That rhyme’s been beaten to death in ghost stories, slasher setups, and enough low-budget horror movies to … Read This Story
M3GAN 2.0: The Only Thing She Kills Is the Franchise
Back when M3GAN first dropped, I said this franchise wouldn’t survive the test of time or the praise it accidentally earned. Sure, it had TikTok dances, a marketable villain, and just enough PG-13 horror to … Read This Story
Frankie Freako Is So Bad You’ll Watch the Whole Thing Just to Be Sure
Frankie Freako is what happens when Gremlins and The Garbage Pail Kids Movie get blackout drunk in a Tim Hortons parking lot and film whatever happens next. It’s ridiculous. It’s disgusting, covered in glue, and it just may be one … Read This Story
Inferno (1980): Dario Argento’s Fever-Dream Sequel to Suspiria – A Gorgeous, Gloriously Incoherent Descent into Madness
Loyal disciples of the crimson-lit altar of Italian horror, gather ‘round—tonight, we’re dissecting Dario Argento’s Inferno (1980), the middle child of his Three Mothers trilogy, sandwiched between the operatic terror of Suspiria (1977) and the much-maligned Mother of Tears (2007). Is it a masterpiece? … Read This Story
Humanoids from the Deep (1980): A Sleazy, Gory, Fish-Faced Fever Dream That Could Only Exist in the ’80s
Grab your fishing nets, your shotgun, and maybe a flamethrower, because we’re diving into the blood-soaked depths of Humanoids from the Deep (1980)—a film so gloriously unhinged, so shamelessly exploitative, that it makes Jaws look like Finding Nemo. Directed by … Read This Story
