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🔪 LOVE BITES: A SURVIVAL GUIDE TO DATING WHEN EVERY RED FLAG IS A BLOODY WARNING SIGN (FIRST DATE? CHAIN YOURSELVES TOGETHER, YOU LUNATICS) 🔪 By Sammy, Veteran of More Romantic Apocalypses Than There Are … Read This Story
By Sammy, Knife in the Dark’s resident lunatic and certified horror-comedy sommelier 🎃 INTRODUCTION: WHEN TERROR MEETS TEQUILA Let’s get one thing straight—horror-comedies are the only films that understand true chaos. They’re the drunk uncle … Read This Story
Let’s get one thing straight—horror isn’t just seen. It’s felt. In the pulse behind your eyelids when the killer’s shadow fills the doorframe. In the bassline that slithers up your spine like something uncoiling in … Read This Story
By Sammy, Knife in the Dark’s resident tour medic (certification: “I Watched All Seasons of ER”) 🚑 THE ESSENTIALS: YOUR TOUR FIRST AID KIT Forget Band-Aids and aspirin—here’s what you actually need in your tour van: “If … Read This Story
Chainsaw Riffs and Blast Beat Butchery🤘🔪🩸 Alright, you metalheads, you gorehounds, you beautiful, twisted souls 🖤. Sammy from Horror Facts is here to preach the gospel of sonic violence 🔊. You think metal’s just loud? … Read This Story
Alright, you pathetic mortals, huddle closer and let Sammy from Horror Facts drop some radioactive truth serum into your unsuspecting earholes 💉👂. You still think slashers are just about rusty blades 🔪 and those weak-ass, … Read This Story
By Sammy, Knife in the Dark’s resident degenerate cinephile 🎬 INTRO: SCREAM INTO THE VOID (IT’S FREE!) Listen up, you bloodthirsty fiends—April’s here, and VIZIO’s WatchFree+ is serving up a buffet of horror so gnarly, … Read This Story
🎤 ALRIGHT, HORROR HOUNDS! Ditch the bunny slippers and grab your gore-soaked blankies because SCREAMBOX is about to unleash an April lineup that’ll leave you questioning your sanity… and maybe the structural integrity of your … Read This Story
By Sammy, Your Resident Expert on All Things Dark, Twisted, and Now APPARENTLY VIETNAMESE VAMPIRES (Currently Stockpiling Garlic and Wondering if Banh Mi Repels the Undead) 🎤 YOU THINK VAMPIRES ARE ALL brooding European dudes … Read This Story
