🎤 ALRIGHT, HORROR HOUNDS! Ditch the bunny slippers and grab your gore-soaked blankies because SCREAMBOX is about to unleash an April lineup that’ll leave you questioning your sanity… and maybe the structural integrity of your furniture. We’re talking everything from Stephen King-approved trauma to robotic T-Rexes with human brains. Buckle up, buttercups, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
APRIL 11th: PREPARE FOR EXISTENTIAL DREAD AND… A COFFEE TABLE?!
- THE COFFEE TABLE: Hold the damn phone. Stephen King himself called this “horrible and also horribly funny.” Traumatizing? On SCREAMBOX April 11th? A movie about a COFFEE TABLE? My morbid curiosity is OFFICIALLY piqued. This better be some seriously sinister IKEA furniture.
- HOUSE OF THE LONG SHADOWS: Horror royalty alert! Vincent Price, Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, and John Carradine TOGETHER for the first and ONLY time? This murderously funny mystery with a twist also drops on April 11th. Sounds like a perfect nightcap after you’ve recovered from the existential dread of… the coffee table.
APRIL 25th: SWEET ALICE, DINOSAUR BRAINS, AND 70s SLEAZE!
- ALICE, SWEET ALICE (aka COMMUNION): Get ready for some proto-slasher goodness from the ‘70s! Brooke Shields in her film debut? A creepy-ass kid? SCREAMBOX is taking us back to the era of gritty horror on April 25th.
- TAMMY AND THE T-REX (R-RATED CUT): WHAT IN THE ACTUAL…?! The notorious R-rated cut?! Denise Richards, Paul Walker, and a robotic dinosaur with a human brain?! This is either the most gloriously insane thing I’ve ever heard or a fever dream after too much gas station sushi. Either way, I’M IN. Stomping onto SCREAMBOX April 25th.
APRIL 29th: SCREAMBOX EXCLUSIVE – PROJECT MKHEXE: REALITY IS BREAKING, Y’ALL!
- PROJECT MKHEXE: Exclusive found footage? A filmmaker uncovering his dead brother’s obsession with a malevolent conspiracy theory that threatens to DESTROY REALITY?! Sign. Me. Up. This SCREAMBOX original drops on April 29th and sounds like the perfect way to spiral into late-night paranoia.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE MADNESS!
SCREAMBOX isn’t stopping there, you fiends! They’re also dropping a whole heap of other horror gems throughout April:
- SANTA SANGRE: Alejandro Jodorowsky’s surrealist nightmare? Prepare for your brain to be delightfully melted.
- SHOCK WAVES: Nazi zombies AND Peter Cushing? This is the kind of historical revisionism I can get behind (in a horrified way, of course).
- GARGOYLES: Emmy-winning special effects by Stan Winston (aka the genius behind Jurassic Park and The Terminator) in a made-for-TV horror flick? This has “creepy childhood memory” written all over it.
- BLOODY PIT OF HORROR: A ‘60s Gothic chiller with a title that promises exactly what it delivers.
- GROWING UP WITH I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE: An exhaustive documentary about a film that’s as controversial as it is infamous.
- THE NEW DETECTIVES & THE FBI FILES: For when you need a break from the fictional bloodbath and want to dive into some real-life horrors.
HOW TO PLUNGE INTO THE SCREAMING ABYSS:
SCREAMBOX is lurking on all your favorite devices: iOS, Android, Apple TV, Prime Video, Roku, Fire TV, YouTube TV, Samsung, Comcast, Cox, and of course, Screambox.com.
BOTTOM LINE? April on SCREAMBOX is shaping up to be a goddamn horror smorgasbord. From the bizarrely intriguing Coffee Table to the outright insane Tammy and the T-Rex and the reality-bending Project MKHEXE, there’s enough nightmare fuel here to last you until Halloween… or at least until May.
🩸🎤 PS: IF THAT COFFEE TABLE TURNS OUT TO BE SENTIENT AND EVIL, I’M OFFICIALLY SLEEPING ON THE CEILING. DON’T JUDGE ME. 🎤🩸
